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The weekend report

Mom, Dad, and the Round 2 kids came down to Charleston to buy me dinner and go for a sail. I had a blast, and it was cool to all go sailing together. Dad helped me fix the main halyard. Diana lounged on the deck underneath the jib, Austin (despite a few interesting moments) never jumped off the boat, and Mom (as usual) took care of the mundane stuff like driving.

Amber even came along for the ride and appeared as if she was actually having fun on the boat. The last time I saw that was... well--let's just say we got most of our yelling out of our systems last summer. I think she was really scheming and making a list of things to do in order to "offload" my mistress. No--I'm sure that's what she was doing. I distinctly remember hearing, "I'm writing down the stuff we need to do so you can sell the boat."

I know Amber's right, but I also know I'm going to miss that sorry [floosey] of a boat when it's gone. At least my girlfriend is the reliable one, and it's just my boat that seems to run around when I'm not watching. Yup, I think I'll keep the girl and sell the mistress,but not until I've had a chance to go for another spin or two on the latter.

Finally, we topped off the night with dinner at JB's Barbecue. It was as good as usual. I was sad to see that somebody picked all of the gummy worms off the pudding before we got there, but they brought some extra gummy worms out of the kitchen for me.

This weekend was great thanks to the many well-wishers, cookie senders, and bloggers who thought about me. I especially want to thank some very kind cookie suppliers as I've been on a sugar high ever since Saturday.

 

posted by Josh M on 8:14 PM

3 comments:

Paul Murphy said...

It's another weekend

Philip said...

ditto.

Paul Murphy said...

Next Blog:

My name is Josh. I was in New England and decided to join a whaling boat. Blah blah blah, and there we were alone in the sea.

That story was used by Melville but I think you can come up with a better one.

So this girl tried to jump me the other day.

Girl that tried to jump me (GTTTJM): Would you like fries with that?

Me: Ummm, fries with water?

GTTTJM: It's called suggestive selling, we're encouraged by managemen to do it.

Me: Your not very good at it. Don't quit for a night job if you know what I mean.

GTTTJM: Like drive-through?

Me: No like prostitute.

GTTTJM: Do they have drive-throughs?

Me: I don't think so, but you might be able to start one. Well not you, because you suck, but maybe someone else.

GTTTJM: Inuindoe

Me: You spelled that wrong.

GTTTJM: you mean said...

Me: Yah whatever, can I have my water?

GTTTJM: Ummm ok but would you like a hooker with that?

Me: See you'd make a terrible hooker. Oh, I have a girlfriend.

GTTTJM: So you don't need a hooker?

Me: No, I can't even afford a Coke, much less a hooker.

GTTTJM: Oh I see...

Me: Thanks for the water.


The end.




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